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  • mnq1979
    12-11 01:19 PM
    I have recently completed my MBA(Finance) through online university and tell u guys wat its really nice and tough. so go for it
    its devry university with the mba school name KELLER GRADUATE SCHOOL OF MANAGEMENT...make a serach on yahoo n u will get it




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  • gc28262
    07-12 12:31 AM
    Are all these paper based filings or e-filings?

    I e-filed EAD/AP renewals on May 25th, 2009. Applications are at TSC. My AP got approved on June 19th and I received the AP documents on June 20th. However, my EAD application is still pending since May 25th. I think most, if not all, EAD e-files receive a FP notice and they take a picture as well as FP when we go to the ASC. I haven't received FP notice either so far. From what I am seeing, EAD paper based filing is being processed much faster (2-3 weeks) than e-filings. Anyone who e-filed EAD could pls let us know how long it took for FP notice and EAD approval.

    Mine was an e-filing. However my FP scheduling was quite weird.
    I had my FP scheduled for 11/13
    but my Card Production was Ordered on 11/12

    I still went ahead and gave my FP on 11/13.




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  • dpp
    10-23 11:57 AM
    You are 100% correct. They look for PD while accepting I-485 and then they see it only at the time of approval. There is no FIFO. It all depends on luck.


    I think 485 processing is not dependent on PD being current. It is only the adjudication or final approval for which the PD needs to be current.

    All 485 processing takes place based on it's receipt date and after it is complete the application is put on hold for approval untill the PD becomes current for that application.




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  • permfiling
    01-18 01:35 PM
    Thanks for the correction to 4k. As the terms says "applicable under law". I think the agreement is in place to scare the person from leaving early. As she is in CA, i don't think CA laws honor these agreements



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  • sbvw76
    04-21 03:13 PM
    depends on whether you are on L1B or L1A. On L1A - i have seen many GCs getting approved (from 140 filing to GC in hand) in 6 months or less.

    of course - your lawyer and/or employer needs to ascertain whether your role here and also in the country where you were employed by same employer qualifies you for EB1C filing or not.......

    Of course, this is not legal advice but only anecdotal experience

    If you are in L1A, your company can file in EB1 which is current for all countries. If you are in L1B, then go for H1B. Because Only H1B can be extended beyond 6 years.




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  • prioritydate
    07-25 12:11 PM
    May be true if they are doing other work, like working on the Family based immigration. But here I am talking about dedicated I-485 application processors. This is just an assumption. I am sure that USCIS have lot of employees than our assumption. I am sure that USCIS is lot more capable, and it they genuinely wants to speedify the process, they could. I sincerely hope that USCIS, with it's new revenue that it is going to get in August, would add workforce to process applications in a timely manner.



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  • desi3933
    02-19 10:57 AM
    Great piece of info, dude! :)

    Just an additional question, what happens if the parents are in the I-485 applied stage and the baby is born outside of US ?

    I would call it expensive mistake.

    The child has to apply for immigrant visa as follow-to-join, unless, of course, if child is still eligible for H4 visa. In that case, he/she can file for I-485 in the US if the PD is still current.

    ______________________
    Not a legal advice.
    US citizen of Indian origin




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  • Leo07
    11-09 11:16 AM
    Pappu,

    I have completed the form.I felt there should be a Disclaimer from IV that this "Personal Information" will be used solely for the purpose mentioned below and WILL NOT be given to any Third party.

    We definitely don't want to deal with more SPAM. It's not that this information of mine is not available on internet, but just to avoid any 'personalized' spam.

    Thanks,
    Leo07
    All,

    IV has put in significant effort in creating this survey to map the strength of our community.



    http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=95&Itemid=36

    The objectives of this survey are:
    �To counter the bogus anti's claims on H1s.
    �To improve the brand image of IV community as a set of sophisticated highly-skilled immigrants who have and will contribute further to this country.
    �To ensure that aspiring immigrants get a better picture of US immigration and immigrants..

    Please utilize this opportunity to:

    * Provide an honest feedback on your strong contribution to the USA.


    A genuine feedback will help us communicate the reality to lawmakers with a lot of credibility. None of the individual responses will be shared. Our goal is to highlight the collective strength of our community and underline its importance to the value add for this country. You may have to do some homework to fill in ball-park figures. This will be worth it for individual and group confidence. We look forward to your responses.


    See the survey here http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=95&Itemid=36

    Please post this information on other sites to get more people to participate in this survey.



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  • pappu
    12-19 03:15 PM
    Thank you paskal.




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  • desi3933
    02-18 06:17 PM
    I have a Green card and also my wife has GC .My wife is expected to deliver a baby.Shw wants the delivery to be in India and then come back...in that case what VISA will the new baby have to apply US when my wife returns back to US.

    Appreciate your help in this regard.

    She has come back to US before child turns 2 and it must be their first trip to US. No visa is needed for child and child will be provided green card on arrival.

    You need to carry documenation with you as not all airlines are aware of this rule that child can travel without visa.

    Again, it must be their trip back to US after child's birth.

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  • H1Girl
    10-13 03:05 PM
    ...
    But never a tie.

    Wrong... who said Tie is Not OK? Some officers wear Tie...




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  • PierceG
    05-31 05:06 PM
    They're all very bad. Soul's is worst.
    The music is great. I laughed and laughed.....



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  • desi3933
    02-18 06:39 PM
    If you could post some official documentation that would help rajesh1972

    If the child is under 2 years old, and is accompanied by LPR parent upon their first return to the U.S. of the parent who is applying to re-enter as LPR and the parent is admissible, then the child should be issued an I-181 upon his/her first entry as a lawful permanent resident.

    I-181 (Memorandum of Creation of Record of Lawful Permanent Residence)

    I will get official links for that. It is recommended that LPR parent has travel document that allows LPR to be outside US for upto 2 years and preserve green card status.


    **** Not a legal advise ***




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  • arnet
    09-17 07:11 PM
    disclaimer: i'm nt an immigration attroney, so please consult one for exact situation, as laws and procedures are constantly changing.

    I'm NOT in medical field but writing based on what i heard..thought might be useful for you.....below is the most common way of coming to US for MBBS degree holders in india....

    they can write USMLE exam (check www.usmle.org) and if they pass the step1, step2, step3 exams they can apply to US universities (atleast few of them based on the score) for MD residency programs which is usually four years course.

    some say step1 and step2 is enough to apply but step3 gives more advantage but nt sure. BUT CHECK THE ELIGILIBITY FOR EXAM AND DO RESEARCH ON THESE COURSE AND OTHER TOPICS TO GET EXACT DETAILS...

    they can come here in H1 or J1 visa if they get into residency programs but check the procedures. but in general, after residency program, they need to work 3 yrs in underreserved areas (mostly 30-50 miles away from city, nt bad, oppurtunites are good there).

    writing USMLE and getting into residency programs is really very very tough as more competition now and need very top score and their previous experience, degree/diplomas, research, etc helps.

    if they both try and one get it through, then the one who get it into residency program can come into J1 or H1 visa and others can come in H4 visa (dependents-children and spouse).

    they will be paid atleast 40-50k per yr during the residency (four yrs) and after that based on their work and experience, they will paid more atleast >100k per yr.

    regd greencard, i think, they can apply only after 3yrs of working in under-reserved areas. some say they wont have to do labor because they get waiver because they worked 3 yrs in under-reserved areas but for this you need to consult an immigration lawyer.

    but for all this, they have to first COLLECT all the details and CHECK THE ELIGILIBITY FOR ALL THIS...they have to plan properly because while studying for USMLE or during this entire process, it is nt easier but they have to undergo a LOT of stress as they might think we are doing well in india why we moved here. but remember, it pays them in long run, it depends on each one how they look.

    good luck....:)

    Folks,

    I need some guidance from experienced folks particularly those who hold MBBS degree from India and are already in US in medical profession.

    My brother has received MBBS about 5 years go and he is doing his practice in rural area. His wife is also MBBS and also holds a diploma on OB/GYN area.

    My question is if they want to immigrate to US what are various paths they can follow to get here?

    Thanks in advance.
    PAN123



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  • immiusa
    06-15 06:01 PM
    Your parents do not need A/V letter. They can supplement last 3 months of statements. If you still want to give a try. You can ask bank manager to send a letter with current amount on your A/C to the address mentioned on your A/C. which means, they are sending the information to the addressee on the A/C.

    If I were you, I would wait until your job is done. Then, close the A/C with a reason specified "Not happy with service".

    It will be helpful if you can mention the bank name on this forum for all our immigrant community.




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  • TO BE OR NO TO BE
    02-03 09:13 AM
    I have a question.

    I am EB3 with priority date Oct. 2006. My qualification from India is 3 years (B.Com) plus 1 year of M.com (I didn't complete the 2nd year) plus Intermediate ICWA and Chartered Accountancy. I got here in the USA in December 1999 on H1B and always maintained the status. I completed CPA in 2002 in the USA.

    I did some research to port to EB2 (based on Bachelors degree plus 5 years experience) but it seems that USCIS wants 4 years continuous degree to be considered for EB2.

    Is that true? Is there anyone in my situation who has done this porting successfully?

    Any help will be greatly appreciate.

    Thank you,



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  • sammyb
    03-24 01:51 PM
    is there any recording/archive available of the program .... all online radio sites are blocked in the office firewall :o




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  • Steven-T
    March 15th, 2004, 08:54 AM
    Obviously we all love cameras, how many of you have or are considering getting a camera phone?
    No, I am using a company cheap phone . . . No intension to buy my own phone. But a lot of my friends and relatives got one. This is just like the PDA. It's the fashion.

    When I was in Philips Island watching pengiums in nature, no cameras are allowed. But the guy next to me are using a cell phone pretending talking to his friend, and snapping pictures . . .

    Steven




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  • Kitiara
    05-27 06:04 PM
    It totally immobilised the person sitting next to me, they were reduced to a gibbering wreck under their desk. :P Truly evil sites. :)




    jonty_11
    01-15 10:29 AM
    Hi,

    Out of the 3 - CELPIP, IELTS,
    which do u think is teh preferred test for us?

    Just got Letter from Buffalo Canada Consulate to provide results of this test.

    Plus Looks like IELTS does not have a test location in the state I reside in.




    mbartosik
    08-20 06:35 PM
    I'm a UK citizen (waiting for GC), and one obversation that I have is:

    If you are very good in your profession odds are that you'll suceed in either country. But if you are average (and by definition most are) then you'll be at a disadvantage with respect to the locals when you go somewhere new, especially if you don't have good contacts.

    So I'd recommend thinking dispassionately about how good you are at your profession, and just as importantly how well that comes across in resume or interview. Do you have good contacts in UK?

    I'm not sure if "indefinite leave to stay" gives you access to the whole EU, but it's a path to UK citizenship which does give you access to the whole EU job market (language barriers permitting). It does suck that UK gov effectively retrospectively changed the rules for "indefinite leave to stay", but at least in UK there is an end date (unless they push it out each year). Here for some there is no obvious end date for the waiting.

    I also think that "indefinite leave to stay" may have a few strings (like GC six month in country requirement).



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